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Which Shirt Should I Wear For Different Occasions?

Written by Erz on Friday, October 12, 2007

A colleague of mine asked me for advice on which shirt to wear for which occasion. I told him the politically correct answer – it depends. When pressed further, I decided to have a little fun.

I told him with a straight face –
formal shirts can be worn for almost any occasion but mostly to work or to important functions and appointments. They can also be worn when you’re the mafia or if you intend to marry the big boss’ daughter. If you’re unemployed, wear them to a restaurant serving oriental cuisine and you may put one of their waiters out of a job.

Casual shirts can be worn when hanging out with friends, when heading for a little excursion in the countryside or simply when getting a takeaway from the nearby eatery. They should also be worn to your best friend’s wedding (if you think you will fall in love with the bride). They are, however, out of the question when you intend to crash a wedding (dress to impress and don’t forget a tie).

So now you know, get dressed and get going!

P.S. Did I mention that the colleague who tried out my suggestions never talked to me again? Really strange.

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  1. 3 comments: Responses to “ Which Shirt Should I Wear For Different Occasions? ”

  2. By Kevin Grant on October 12, 2007 at 8:05 AM

    Ha Ha Ha.....

  3. By Debbie on October 12, 2007 at 9:05 PM

    Very funny dude!

  4. By Erz on October 13, 2007 at 12:44 AM

    Hi Kevin & Debbie,

    Thanks! But don't try this at home!

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